Dan Orlovsky Archives

Dan Orlovsky celebrates Gardner Minshew’s safety: “I’m off the hook!”

"First Jimmy, now Gardner. I'm off the hook! I'm off the hook!"

"I understand you do, but I also know you're lying."

"His food experience is just one of the worst that I’ve ever encountered. And it’s boring. He’s not living life."

"All you guys are talking like your 10s, dude!"

"It’s how Stephen A. sees himself. It’s very far from reality, but it’s how he sees himself."

"Wife put the foot down and said it had to go away."

Orlovsky's initial "most talented player at the position since Stafford" was then edited out of his tweet.

"I love when people lose their minds over how weird I am."

"She didn’t poop."

This points to Dan Orlovsky needing his own podcast or radio show.

"Carolina and Indianapolis discussed prominent offensive coaching roles with ESPN analyst Dan Orlovsky."

"We live in this world where people get so caught up on opinion and analysis, your opinion should be wrong."

"You can’t have a top-five list of quarterbacks in NFL history and don’t have Joe Montana on the damn list. That’s just ignorant/"

"How the hell did you lose Joe Montana off this list? What’s wrong with you!"

"Maybe this is not the right thing to do, but it's just on my heart that I wanna pray for Damar Hamlin right now."

"I honestly think that if I went and played for the Jets they’d be a playoff team"

"I’m 6’ 1” with 12.5 or 13 size shoes. That is not small feet my brother, nor small hands"

"You won't eat fried chicken but you'll put on an old lost and found dirty jacket?"