Adam Schefter’s quarter-zip under a sportscoat was a bold choice
"There's insane and then there's wearing a quarter zip under a suit."
"There's insane and then there's wearing a quarter zip under a suit."
"How is this real?"
"It is an honor to fill in for Greg today and we all miss you, buddy..."
"Pop the Champaign!"
"We can’t see our notes! The players can’t work on this court! Confetti is everywhere!"
"I thought he was gonna go be an action movie star. He would be amazing."
But will Taylor show up??
"Vegetables on [pizza] are disgusting."
Aaron Donald retired following a Hall of Fame career so the NFL draft profile written by Nolan Nawrocki has not aged well.
Deadspin's new owner's website shares an IP address with a casino spam blog. Hmm...
"The good news is, the election is on a Tuesday, that's normally players' day off. "So he'd be available to watch the results roll in."
"Thank god for the comma."
"I have no doubt that the best league in the world will thrive in its return to Metro Atlanta."
"We apologize. We've clarified that now."
Walton was listed in ESPN's announcer guide that came out earlier this week.
"The offer that has been made is not adequate for the rights fee for the awards."
"Joe Rogan is somebody I admire. Bill Simmons is somebody I admire."
"You said a whole lot right there and I couldn’t remember exactly what you said."
"I can't tell you how many years he will be there, but it seems inconceivable, to me, that he would be there for all 10."
"My one-year-old pooped in the tub."
The Caitlin Clark Effect is helping to remake everything we know about women’s college basketball ratings. The question...
"People clinked glasses of free champagne in outfits worth more than the market price of all the organs in my body. "
"Jim Thome stilling trending in the United States as is Tom Selleck — hope he's alright..."