joe biden Archives - Awful Announcing

Dave Portnoy tells CNN he could vote Democrat: ‘I was never like some crazy MAGA guy’

"One thing about me, which drives me crazy, I voted for Trump, I support him. I was never like some crazy MAGA guy."

"You’re walking out of office when clearly, the mandate was more so against you than necessarily for Donald Trump"

"We're glad the game's back on for today, but I'm not surprised because the spirit of New Orleans can never be kept down."

"You showed you're no different than the other side, which you're accusing of everything."

"Stephen A. is a fraud in a positive sense and I’m smiling. We are friends."

"Jerry's one month older than President Joe Biden for crying out loud."

"The bottom line is this. None of us working in corporate America, none of us working on the job is going to dime out our boss."

"Don, can you let the man for 24 hours, six months before the election go out with a little grace?"

"This is how WWE wrestlers watch Raw backstage when the camera pans to them."

The Sports Guy is leaning into the bit.

Leave it to X to point out such obvious humor.

"Kamala Harris might be the least qualified person in history to do anything."

"Nick Castellanos really hit a home run on the same day Joe Biden quit the race."

There wound up being a lot of different sports references here.

"I’ve been in media for 30 years. You can’t buy a better photo than what Donald Trump has at his disposal."

"Nobody should be president when they‘re 85 or 86, including the ghost of Abraham Lincoln."

"It shouldn't be complicated. And somehow, we're just broken. And I hate watching it."

"It's a candidate issue, not a coverage issue."

"He's had a great life. He's one of the greatest people I've ever been fortunate to be around in my life."

This one might be Joe Biden's fault.

"Don’t let sports become politics…Sports has some politics in it, let’s never let it become politics. I like what it is now."

"It will be among the most watched sporting events in history."

"If he took a gun and shot himself in the shoulder it would’ve been less painful. That’s how bad it was."

"Just waiting for David Tepper to give Biden a vote of confidence and then we'll know for sure."