Awful Announcing
"If it doesn’t matter to the people who govern the sport, and by the way, that includes everyone who sits in on these meetings and on these management councils, then it’s certainly not going to bother me anymore."
The game was wild. So was the broadcast.
"As long as we can bring more to the table, it's worth doing these things that are a little non-traditional."
"Have some self-respect! At least eat some quinoa. At least eat an acai bowl."
"Meet me at the Wonderlic. Meet me there, Kayvon. Come get some. Match my 48 — or 43, whichever one it was."
"Who brings a golf ball to a football game? What are you doing with a golf ball in your pocket?"
"Cole has been a great friend for a long time and this has been a dream of ours to work together. And to be able to fulfill that dream on WJOX is incredible."
"Cole Cubelic on the field, Jordan Rodgers at home, and Tom Hart still trying to figure out his alarm at his house, so he's not quite with us. Not sure if there's a zombie apocalypse or what's going on."
"This SEC Network was supposed to be really cool when it started three or four years ago. Now it's all about trying to get the coach fired."
When an SEC Network analyst pegged NC State for the College Football Playoff, a skeptical radio host made quite the vow.
