Skip Bayless vividly describes colonoscopy: ‘Niagara Falls comes right out of your butt’
"At first, some pretty solid poop flies out of you."
"At first, some pretty solid poop flies out of you."
"He has resorted to babbling and babbling more and more as he tries harder and harder to be great at broadcasting. Driving me crazy."
"They can say the f-word! They can say pretty much anything they want to. Man, do I ever envy their autonomy, their independence. Their freedom."
"I was stunned at how much more X and O insight and enlightenment Tony Romo provided instantaneously than Captain Obvious Brady did."
"Twice ESPN offered me three minutes on halftime of Monday Night Football with my man Stephen A. Smith."
"Caitlin Clark started to feel like some sort of new right-wing symbol."
"Free to give you every bit of me without boundaries or handcuffs or fear of suspension."
"My imagination, my paranoia ran amok."
"I am very excited about what’s next for me."
Does this mean the 'clutch gene' isn't hereditary?
"I’m going to sit for a five-hour interview with the folks from Netflix doing this huge Cowboy documentary about the team of the ‘90s."
"Out of the blue, I got a call from Bill Walton."
"How do you miss someone who never loved you, never told you or showed you one time as you were growing up, that she cared at all about you?"
"My biggest takeaway from the night was that Tom Brady will soon become for this network, for Fox Sports, one of the greatest NFL analysts of all time, if not the greatest."
After acknowledging his role in Johnny Manziel's struggles by fueling false expectations, Skip Bayless explains his on-air apology.
"With those four little words, all split by that very important comma, I can break the internet."
"The Dallas Cowboys destroyed me to such a point, to such a depth that they shredded my immune system."
"By the way, that was one take -- they're always one take. You can ask Ernestine."
"I love sex. But as you can see, I really love golf."
"I'm debating the Dallas Cowboys with the attendant in my dorm that has no shower curtain."
"When she’s up in the box she comes off as stagey and fake to me. I just don’t buy it. My radar detector’s saying, 'nope, nope, nope.'"
"In no way shape or form did I ever say Jalen Rose can never come back on First Take."
"I'm not a big dress up guy."
"I have no idea if I could ever get this movie made because it is so deeply controversial on so many levels that I'm not yet comfortable divulging."
"Watching last Friday when Deion said what he said to me in Boulder, Colorado, somehow that moment to me just felt so meant to be."