Fox’s Mark Ingram defeated by St. Elmo’s shrimp cocktail sauce
"I'm breathing smoke out my nose, dawg. Straight dragon!"
"I'm breathing smoke out my nose, dawg. Straight dragon!"
"Molly hosting a show for the Food Network. Can’t miss. Can’t miss. Gobble, gobble, gobble."
“That's what happens when they get food. Big men lose it!”
"Them sides, they wasn't doing what they was supposed to do."
"I don’t want to put that in my stomach."
People are once again shocked by the fact that Al Michaels has never eaten a vegetable.
The massively popular YouTuber is moving into the sports sponsorship world.
"By 3:25, I’ll be sitting down with my shorts, with a t-shirt, cocktail, I’ll have the other half of the gummy."
"With almost complete accuracy, you can guess what team a fan roots for by asking what’s on their tailgate menu."
"His food experience is just one of the worst that I’ve ever encountered. And it’s boring. He’s not living life."
"That escalated quickly."
"You know, I must say, I have to really kind of apologize, my wife loves ketchup on her hot dog."
"It astounded me and disappointed me and ultimately troubled me that a publication I respect so much got this so wrong."
"If you're gay, bless you. If you're transgender, bless you. And if you have a problem with that, **** you!"
"I know because I don’t eat hot dogs like that, and I pass gas sometimes. You understand what I’m saying? At least a few times a day."
"If this is real it’s the funniest **** that’s ever happened to me."
"How do we define a sport?"
"There are a lot of beer brands out there that are trying to cash in on this holiday by slapping an American flag on their package."