Holy Toledo indeed.
ESPN's College GameDay will have small boxes of promotional cereals available around their Columbus, OH show this week, with different boxes featuring each of GameDay's main six cast members.
"You can’t beat the spectacle that is the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. It’s a sports calendar and Fourth of July staple, one of those classic, timeless events we know fans look forward to every year."
"I would have taken that and run for the hills like I just absolutely hit the lottery with a bunch of Reese’s Penis Peanut Butter Cups."
"We said it was gonna be like us watching a game. What do we do? Come on now! And the lasagna is killing it!"
Even sandwiches, Mike?
"It’s nasty! Oh it’s gross...It tastes like a grasshopper!"
Rodgers wasn't the only one impacted here, with Marty Smith later tweeting "Still can't feel my lips," but he definitely had the biggest on-camera reaction.
"Why is Regis in this random McDonald’s demanding free three-dollar hamburgers?"
"Ketchup is a no go on a hot dog. Maybe on a burger, yeah."
"I think we all assume that hot dogs are a never-ending commodity"
“There’s very little benefit on saying any more. But I do believe that my comments last year might have boosted sales significantly.”
Morash’s donut consumption might be the most bizarre moment of his radio career to date.