Michael Kay Archives

Yankees broadcaster criticizes Austin Wells’ new burrito added to Yankees Stadium menu

"Glad it wasn't a flavurrito, cause it didn't have a lot of it."

"Suck my f*cking balls!"

"I am absolutely flabbergasted."

"There it goes... He makes the catch!"

"I got a little hammy! Oh, man, right in the belly of my hamstring"

Kay framed it as a slight against the Mets and Pete Alonso.

The Pirates haven't signed a free agent to a multi-year contract since 2016.

"I think it’s an awful, awful look by all of you. All of you!"

"I know you were asking about this, Paul, that Monkey D. Luffy has the properties of rubber after accidentally eating one of the devil fruits."

"They had bats made up where they moved a lot of the wood into the label so the harder part of the bat will actually strike the ball."

"Every other time St. John’s announced a brand-new coach, there was a side of me sitting there like, 'Hello, why not me?'"

"The vast majority of athletes in Major League Baseball are conservative and very much in the corner of the president of the United States."

"It was starting to get me physically"

“A change in policy that, I don’t think it’s hyperbole, kind of stunned the baseball world."

"On what planet can you say that Ohtani is better than Judge?"

"If a luxury tax threshold is impeding them, that says more about where they are than it does the luxury tax itself."

"If he does, then I'm walking from Calabasas at 4 a.m. in the morning, to the studio, with nothing on but boxers."

"There's been leaks I've heard that whatever they pay Aaron Glenn, he’s made it known that he would like to keep Aaron Rodgers."

"The players considered him one of them, and then almost incidentally, the team's radio announcer."

"I'm not gonna imitate anybody."

"I learned how to deal with it and I’ll tell you this… I’m a much better talk show host now than I was 20 years ago."

"It's a very delicate path I'm walking here, because first of all, I'm replacing the station's marquee, in Michael Kay."

YES has simulcasted an afternoon drive sports radio show since March 2002

"I don't do April Fools stuff."