Chris Russo obliterates Shohei Ohtani’s hushed free agency: ‘What is this, the atomic bomb?’
"The idea that we have to treat this as the peace talks in Tehran in World War II is ridiculous!"
"The idea that we have to treat this as the peace talks in Tehran in World War II is ridiculous!"
"Boy, Buck and Aikman were so annoyed doing that game, it was funny."
You might be surprised Russo's losses aren't higher.
"Let’s be careful with the hype machine. That bothered the hell out of me.”
"When Oswald got to the police station, did he admit he killed anybody?"
"If anybody out there thinks that Lee Harvey Oswald did that by himself? They’re taking gummies with me."
"How about Woodson on Fox doing the pregame on Saturday saying, ‘This is a disgrace!’ He’s got NO CREDIBILITY, for crying out loud!"
"This whole thing that Harbaugh is somehow wronged, that is the biggest bunch of nonsense I've ever heard in my life."
"I have whiplash listening to these two guys."
"I wish you would have revoked the credential and not let him in the building, but that’s okay."
"I gotta pray to my God! I can’t be praying to Mahomes and Tua!"
"I’m out of it. I don’t care. He can do whatever he wants. Let him deal with it."
"They're not kicking the Mad Dog out of Phoenix, no matter what they do."
"I do like Howard Stern's thought about walking with a billboard saying that I am whatever, a liar and an A-hole, in Midtown Manhattan for half a day."
"Why would he have to do that if he’s Christ? Why?"
"This show is going to be dedicated to the Diamondbacks shutting you up since you threatened to retire."