Awful Announcing
"Nobody is worse than Ben Simmons. Ben Simmons might also be the weakest, most pathetic excuse for a professional athlete we have ever seen in not just American history, but the history of sports."
“Oh well, anyway, I was calling about Ben Simmons..."
What an all-time news dump for Ben Simmons.
"Indeed, Moore is reporting that the 76ers will be ready to fine Simmons $308,000 for each day he’s not at camp this fall." But Moore doesn't appear to have actually reported that.
"We just got in footage of Ben Simmons leaving hastily out of Philadelphia, let's check that out."
"He’s gotten so much love and attention that people aren’t paying attention to what Tobias Harris is actually doing on the floor."
The two NBA stars are teaming up for a possible sitcom called Brotherly Love.
A Colangelo-linked burner suggested in February 2017 Simmons was maintaining RoY eligibility by not playing.
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