Awful Announcing
"I’m in the fortunate position of getting us from point A to point B to point C with three guys who have been in every conceivable situation in a basketball game."
"I love basketball, but I love summer vacation more. I ain’t gonna get on here and lie!"
"You've been the architect of all of this, honestly...the architect of what this is."
"Just a viral moment waiting to happen."
"We welcome you to Inside The NBA, presented by Kia, even though it feels a lot more like a Forensic Files episode after watching that."
"Shaq is over there crumpling up paper, that’s why I’m laughing!"
"It was almost too much and there was no social media."
"If that had been a regular fan, he would have got tossed."
"TMZ ain't never wrong."
"These guys don’t sit in a production meeting and prepare for what they’ll say in each segment and get their thoughts organized. We just want a gut-level, genuine reaction."
"Sorry about that."
"I’m kind of juggling two balls right here."
