From our friends at Deadspin comes another classic angry sports talk radio rant aimed at a sucky franchise. The latest actor in this Shakesperean tragedy is "Bulldog" Bob Fescoe of 610 sports in Kansas City and his target is the Chiefs. You see, the Chiefs are off to a rotten start this season and may end up being one of the worst teams in pro football if their first two games are any indication of what awaits in 2012. They've lost their first two games to the Falcons and Bills by a combined score of 75-41.
You would think a sports talk shock jock in Kansas City would be numb to losing, soul-sucking franchises, what with the Royals and all. But, Fescoe takes this occasion to call out the entire Chiefs organization and rip the players to shreds. See folks, this is the dark side that parity in the NFL and having hope brings.
Here are some of the highlights and full audio after the jump…
"You're embarrassing your mother, you're embarrassing your father, you're embarrassing the city, you're embarrassing your wife and your children… and your dog too! And your cat! You're an embarrassing trainwreck to the 2.5 million people that call this metro area home."
"You give people nothing to live for. You suck."
"I've got more passion at 6:18 this morning than you have for 8 freaking quarters. Every one of you sucks!"
"Every professional athlete in this town blows right now!"
"They should make prisoners watch the Chiefs! That should be punishment! The Chiefs are torturing the city right now!"
The Chiefs travel to New Orleans to face a desperate, but talented 0-2 Saints team next Sunday. If New Orleans hangs another 40 on Kansas City, "Bulldog" Bob Fescoe may need to take a personal day next Monday.