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“He was just a half-step from taking it to the paydirt.” — David Norrie (UCF-Marshall) (via Sctvman)
“Last year, Lattimore was the best college player except he was playing in high school” — Trevor Matich (via Musburger’s Flask)
“Tebow, he’s thick. Here’s Denard, [holds up pen]” — Trevor Matich (via Musburger’s Flask)
“Tonight from Morgantown.” — Beth Mowins In UCF/Marshall game (via jdhood)
“Go channel your inner Pirate” — Mike Leach (via Bay Area Boogie)
“Do you realize there are only three main killers (colors with his impediment): red, green and yellow? But think of what Michaelangelo did with those killers.” — Lou Holtz as Mack Brown before the game (via Rick James Bible Owner)
“Jeff Mullens says he plays from the neck up.” — Jesse Palmer (via Sctvman)
“Coffman could’ve scored in touch football.” — Dave Lapham (via Sctvman)
“He is a 230 pound ballerina.” — Dave Lapham (via Sctvman)
“Most people like sandwiches with their Biere, don’t they?” — Dave Lapham after KU tight end Tim Biere gets smushed by a couple of KSU defenders (via Musburger’s Flask)
“My quad and hammy hurt form that exercise.” — Craig James (via Sctvman)
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