Oct 8, 2023; London United Kingdom, Buffalo Bills offensive tackle Dion Dawkins (73) poses with fans during an NFL International Series game against the Jacksonville Jaguars at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports
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With the NFL’s legal tampering period underway on Monday, Dion Dawkins provided Buffalo Bills fans with a proverbial punch to the gut.

Taking to X (formerly Twitter), the three-time Pro Bowl left tackle implied that he had either been released or traded by the Bills.

“It was good while it lasted Buffalo,” Dawkins wrote, along with a peace sign emoji. “Excited for this next chapter of my football career. Wonder if it’s OK to eat ranch now.”

Takes on ranch aside, Dawkins’ apparent announcement received plenty of attention. While the Bills are one of the NFL’s top teams, they’re also in a salary cap crunch. And the implication seemed to be that Buffalo’s cap position cost the franchise its Pro Bowl left tackle.

But as Bills fans began to cope and media members did their best to make sense of Dawkins’ apparent departure, ESPN’s Adam Schefter shared some breaking news. Exactly 10 minutes after the initial post, Schefter revealed that the 29-year-old left tackle was not only staying put in Buffalo, but doing so with a three-year, $60.5 million extension that will make him the fourth-highest paid player at his position.

Dawkins followed up with his own confirmation that his previous post was a lie.

“Yall are cra why would ever Leave Buffalo im never leaving guy Im buffalo for life,” the Temple product wrote. “When I said Buffalo is my Home I meant it #LoveYall #BillsMafia #YouAlreadyShnow”

Oh Dion, you rascal.

Fortunately for content creators, Dawkins pulled his prank right at the start of the NFL’s legal tampering period as other new deals were also being signed. As best as I can tell, nobody fell for the post to the point that they published an actual story about it, although it was a subject that was thoroughly discussed on social media for the 10-minute period between the initial post and Schefter’s breaking news.

Give Dawkins this: he sure found a way to make his extension stand out from the other new contracts that were inked on Monday. And $60.5 million can sure buy a lot of ranch dressing, if he’s so inclined.

[Dion Dawkins on X]

About Ben Axelrod

Ben Axelrod is a veteran of the sports media landscape, having most recently worked for NBC's Cleveland affiliate, WKYC. Prior to his time in Cleveland, he covered Ohio State football and the Big Ten for outlets including Cox Media Group, Bleacher Report, Scout and Rivals.

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