Harvey Updyke Jr. called into The Paul Finebaum Show in 2019, and somehow made it to air.

An important element with call-in shows is that there is usually at least some form of caller screening process. Networks aren’t always aware of exactly what particular callers will choose to say on the air, but there’s generally some element of screening so that those who have previously said problematic things on air (or those who seem likely to do that) don’t get a big platform. Well, you would think that would certainly apply to Harvey Updyke Jr., but you would be wrong.

A quick refresher: Updyke is the Alabama fan who poisoned Auburn’s famed Toomer’s Corner trees back in 2010, revealed it in a 2011 call to The Paul Finebaum Show (a Birmingham radio show at that point, now a SEC Network show), served jail time for that after pleading guilty to criminal damage of an agricultural facility (a Class C felony), and barely paid back any of the damages he was ordered to. And this week, he failed to show up for a court-mandated hearing this week over his failure to pay restitution. But that didn’t stop him from getting a national platform; Finebaum and his producers elected to put Updyke on the air Friday (during a live taping in front of an audience in Tuscaloosa ahead of LSU-Alabama Saturday) anyway:

Some quotes from Updyke on that show, via Sydney Hunte of Saturday Down South:

“Paul, they’re only trees,” Updyke replied to some cheers from the Alabama fans attending the live taping of the show in Tuscaloosa. “I didn’t try to kill those crows that fly around. I didn’t try to kill LSU’s tiger.”

“Harvey, we’ve had this conversation privately, but we’re going to have it publically,” Finebaum responded. “You still don’t get it, do you?”

“It was supposed to be a joke,” Updyke replied. “I’m not as dumb as I look. I get it very much. I know exactly what’s going on.”

Finebaum’s on-air criticism of Updyke is fine, but giving him a giant platform like this (especially when he’s currently  is an issue in and of itself. And many people noted that:

It’s hard to disagree with that. If Finebaum’s call screeners follow any rules (and that’s a real question, given some of the things that have made it to air on that show), Rule No. 1 at this point really should be “No Harvey Updyke.” Instead, ESPN and SEC Network provided a giant platform for a convicted felon to again justify his actions.

[Saturday Down South]

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