For those of you anxiously awaiting the second installment of the Rob Gronkowski erotica series, the wait is over.

A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone is now available on Amazon!

Here’s the riveting description:

Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s the sick, twisted pervert who’s kidnapped her for his own pleasure! Chad!

When Leigh spurns his advances at a party he throws in her honor, Chad goes haywire and kidnaps her, stealing her away to his personal New England Patriots Shangri-La, a secret Man Cave hundreds of feet below sea level he affectionately calls his “Chadmiral’s Quarters.”

Leigh awakens to a strange NFL-and-BDSM-infused nightmare. Chad is obviously off the deep end with lust for her, and while naked, Leigh is tantalized to see Chad is a very built and attractive man—but now that Chad has her in his grasp he has some very “unique” ideas about how they should spend their time together. He’s going to teach her the rules whether she want to learn them or not. Rules that will make Leigh squirm with pain and pleasure. Leigh cries out! But is it with ecstasy? Is she starting to like what Chad has to offer? Complicating things? With Dan? With Gronk? With her etsy store? With her very soul?

Really, how many times in life has the sequel been better than the original? Well, let me tell you this: This is one of those times. “A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is so dark and twisted, so devious, so hot and thought-provoking, it makes the first book in the series, the best-selling “A Gronking to Remember,” look like A PIECE OF SHIT.

So read what everyone is talking about and have no reservations: “Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is no sophomore slump… It is a verified sophomore SLAM.

I mean, is this supposed to be a serious description? I don’t think there is such as thing as deep in the neutral zone as it pertains to football and YES I realize people are not reading these books to learn about the sport, but still. The title bothers me. This whole concept bothers me, actually, but the author, Lacy Noonan, chose the right player to fan fic, because it’s getting tons of coverage like this clip of Gronk hilariously reading an excerpt from the FIRST installment on Jimmy Kimmel:

My favorite part is of course his own little ad lib. Priceless.

[Sportress of Blogitude]

About Reva Friedel

Reva is a staff writer for Awful Announcing and the AP Party. She lives in Orange County and roots for zero California teams.