Dick Stockton needs to pick up his game for the awards that bear his name!  This week, Dick was shut out in the Straight Outta Stockton awards as nine out of our top ten go to NFL analysts.  Jon Gruden, Rich Gannon, and Troy Aikman take the top three slots for Week 7 while Phil Simms and Brian Billick squirt to the top of the Dickies standings.  This Simms/Billick battle may be the AA equivalent of Manning/Brady.  Should be fun to watch throughout the rest of the season.  The envelope please…

10) Ron Pitts: You’re old school. 
Jim Mora: I don’t know what I am. (Sighing) I’m a broadcaster right now. (via JohnLewisSports)

9) “We welcome those of you who watched the Packers.” – Thom Brennaman (via JimWilliamsOnAir) introing an out of market audience to the GB/MIN game.

8) “What you want to do here is run as much time off the clock, so you can run out the clock” – Warren Moon (via Real_DWM)

7) “This is their version of the nohuddleI know theyre huddling up.” – Brian Billick (via jfishSOTW)

6) “Grab him by the waist and get into position” – Jim Mora (via steve5643)

5) “He’s coming out blind, seeing a bunch of stuff.” – Brian Billick (via TheisJeff)

4) “It looks like they may throw the ball here.” Phil Simms (via MikeMarciano33) when the Jets go 5 wide…

3) “Minnesota doesn’t need a touchdown here. all they have to do is move the ball and score a touchdown.” – Troy Aikman (via bjo109)

2) Marv Albert: “Rich have you played overseas?”
Rich Gannon: “Yes, I have played in Mexico.” (via deisner17)

1) “Watch him squirt through this hole and unload on contact.” – Jon Gruden (via ThisisERV)

Week 7 Top 5 –

1) Brian Billick 19 pts

2) Phil Simms 16 pts

3) Jon Gruden 12 pts

4) Scott Hanson 10 pts

5) Rich Gannon 9 pts

Others receiving votes – Chris Berman 8 pts, Troy Aikman 8 pts, Cris Collinsworth 7 pts, Jim Mora 6 pts, Daryl Johnston 5 pts, Dick Stockton 4 pts, Warren Moon 3 pts, Thom Brennaman 2 pts, Tony Siragusa 1 pt.

The Full Week 8 NFL Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  Then, make sure you check back every Sunday when the fun begins for another week Straight Outta Stockton!

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