Improper Touching

You don’t like me and I don’t like you…..let’s just get this over with. I need somewhere to write and this is the only place that would have me. Feel free to bash if you wish hypocrites….doesn’t bother me a bit.

I’ve always respected someone like Harold Reynold’s. You know someone who doesn’t sensationalize things, doesn’t make outlandish remarks, and actually provides statistical evidence. But Harold made the worst possible mistake……he’s taking on the Worldwide Leader. You just don’t do that.

Look, I’ve had my issues before….I’ve “improper touched” and I’ve been “Improperly Touched”. Like back when I call Troy Aikman a homosexual. The whole Dallas Cowboys team wanted to beat my ass. But guess what….they didn’t, and do you know why? Because I tell it like it is and you’re a hypocrite. You don’t like it? I don’t care.

Who told the Ohio State faithful that the were lucky to win the 2002 National Championship? (I also came up with the clever name The Luckeyes. F’ing Genius!). Who said that Josh Howard’s Timeout call in Game 5 of the Finals last year was the “Worst Call in Sports History”? Who called out Eddie Johnson on the Jim Rome show for his disgusting child pornography charges? (Who cares if it was the wrong Eddie Johnson) Who said that Field Goals should be taken out of Football games all together? That’s right me.

Remember who told you were an idiot in that SportsNation chat??? That was me too.

Did Harold Reynolds ever do any of that? Hell no. Do you know why? Because he’s not me. You know what? I hate Harold Reynolds.

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