There were four games Thursday and Friday, but I feel like the announcers got off easy. Especially you, Beth Mowins.
Here is the Week 2 announcing schedule. Leave what you hear on Saturday in the comments. We’ll probably update as the day progresses.  Here’s the little we have right now, and oh yeah, let’s not forget 9/11/:
“That was a Vlade Divac flop right there from Lewis.” — Rece Davis, after a headbutt (via Sctvman)
“My legs are sore, but I can’t feel them.” — Craig James (via Sctvman & vhdawg)
“He’s got the pants so far.” — Craig James after Jesse Palmer says “somebody wants to be player of the game.” (I forget who this referenced.)
“Earlier, everything was lining up. Unfortunately, this did not line up.” — Joe Tessitore on Marshall’s missed FG in OT
“Edwards again got behind the secondary and howls it in.” — Beth Mowins after Edwards jumped, while in front of the secondary, and caught a deep pass. I think she was trying to say “hauls it in,” but it sounded an awfully lot like “howls.”
“Pounding the defense.” — Beth Mowins
“And it’s True” — Rob Stone on made FG
“Lattimore against Rambo, and this time the solder lost… Rambo didn’t make it.” — Mark Jones
“I’d step right on his head, Bob.” — Chris Spielman
Bob Davie spent an entire challenge explaining why it was a good challenge. The call was not overturned. Derp.
Dave Pasch: “Guys, what’s going on with Florida?”  Bob Griese: “It’s the Tebow effect.”
“Nice job of pentration by ____ coming from the backside.” — Chris Spielman
“If you’re the underdog on the road, what you want are some turnovers and…and..and you have a couple of those. 4th down… stays, right here. Another conversion that turns… changes the ball over to your, so if you’re on the road.” — Bob Griese, verbatim.
“The defense under the stewardship of firs-year coordinator Todd Grantham.” — Mark Jones (via Sctvman)
“A place they affectionately refer to as Famously Hot. It’s famously hot right now in the stadium here, Bob.” — Mark Jones (via Sctvman & JFein)
“A gradient day in Columbia.” —Mark Jones (via Sctvman)
“This South Carolina offense is just out-phyiscalling this Georgia defense right now.” — Bob Davie (via @seahawkaddicts)
“It never seems like Florida can stream together 3, 4, 5 plays without making a miscue.” —Dave Neal (via Sctvman)
“Steve Spurrier using the tools in his toolbox. Different set of tools this time.” — Mark Jones (via Sctvman)
“Sometimes when you see blitz, you get ants in your pants.” — Chris Spielman (via Dazzle)
“Time winding down on the shot clock.” — Mark Jones (via Sctvman & YieldToFrump)
“They’ve gotten some players from SC. Darn right.” — Bob Davie (via Sctvman)
“A cataclysmic turnover.” — Mark Jones (via Sctvman)
“They watching from all corners of Columbia. High, far.” — Mark Jones (via Sctvman)
“Biggest drive of the night for Virginia Tech coming up.” — Dave Weekley in the daytime. (via Sctvman)
“He’s got a Bill Cowher chin there.” — Dave Weekley (via Sctvman)
“They are about six inches away from putting this game in the barn.” — Dave Weekley (via Sctvman)
Terrence Ashe just got his buddy blown up.” — Jeremy Bloom (via Sctvman)
“If you’re driving our Dodge out there, you mashed your gas pedal because you were going too fast.” — Brad Nessler (via Sctvman)

“I wanted to wear that today.” — Brad Nessler on green rain suit. (via Sctvman)


“I was just thinking, in a couple months time, Jayson will find out what he is worth.”Tim McCarver on Jayson Werth’s contract situation (via JFein)

“All you do in the FB position is bang heads all day.” — Jeremy Bloom (via Sctvman)

“James Madison’s best work since the Federalist Papers.” — Rece Davis (via Sctvman)

“As our old friend Hank Stram said, they’re going left, Jack, they’re going left, Jack.” — Brad Nessler on NASCAR (via Sctvman)

“We welcome two of the bluest of bloods.” — Brent Musburger (via Sctvman)

“He came in motion.” — Kirk Herbstreit with a TWSS (via JFein)

“Polk is great with the YAC… yards after (pause) tackle.” — Tom Glasgow (via kblinco)

“He can run a 4.4 forty in flip-flops.” — Chris Martin (via Dazzle)

“He will throw this away and live to play another down.” — Brent Musburger (via Sctvman)

“McElroy went to the hot spot beautifully.” — Brent Musburger (via Rick James Bible Owner)

“Mee-chigan hangs on.” — Rece Davis (via JFein)

“There is no tonic to cure that ailment. They want to hit people.” — Brian Griese (via Sctvman)

“If this had been back in the day, Mark would say, ‘Mom! Make him stop! Get Bob off of me.'” — Rece Davis on the Stoops brothers facing off (via Rick James Bible Owner)

“I have seen the mustache. He would have more hair on his lip than he did on his head.” — Craig James on Berman’s mustache (via Rick James Bible Owner)

“ACC stands for Awful Coast Conference.” — Rece Davis (via Sctvman)

“Ohio State out-physicalled Miami.” — Mike Patrick (via Rick James Bible Owner)

“The Cavaliers are stepping on their own parts right now.” — Barry Tompkins (?) (via TheRealShaqBlog)

“This game is encouraging for Notre Dame’s defense.” — Lou Holtz, 100% serious after Denard Robinson racked up 502 yards himself. May, with the rest of the world, rolls his eyes. (via Joshuaishere)