Watch: Jim Harbaugh’s ‘clunker’ interview with Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio

Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh probably isn’t going to be invited back to Colin Cowherd’s ESPN Radio show anytime soon.

The Michigan head coach was a guest on “The Herd” Wednesday morning, and what appeared to be a light, breezy interview quickly turned awkward. Harbaugh doesn’t do light and breezy, apparently.

If you can’t listen to the clip, here’s a transcript from when the conversation fell apart (about halfway through), prompting Cowherd to cut off the interview.

Jim Harbaugh: This feels like one of those where you ask 50 questions.

Colin Cowherd: You’re not giving me a ton to work with, Coach. I just want to find out about Jim Harbaugh the human being. I’m a player right now, and I want to play for a bunch of schools. I’m listening to Jim Harbaugh. I want to play for Jim.

JH: Do you have any eligibility, Colin?

CC: No, and I can’t play worth a damn. But I want Jim Harbaugh, the guy. I bring all these coaches on, and I want the guy. I’m a 4.3 wide receiver. Why should I play at Michigan?”

JH: You are?

CC: No, but what if I was?

[Silence]

CC: This seems terribly difficult, Jim. This is just not working. I love you to death. I really do. But it seems like we’re going nowhere with this. And I love you. I’m a huge Harbaugh fan.

JH: What can I do to make your interview better?

CC: I’m just asking open-ended questions, and you have not much to say. I want you to sell your program. That’s why I bring Urban on and I bring Steve Sark. I love you guys. I want you to sell your program.

[Silence]

CC: Listen, I love ya. It’s not working. I appreciate you stopping by, Jim Harbaugh.

After Harbaugh was off the line, Cowherd expressed his frustration with trying to wring an interesting answer out of the coach.

“I’ve been in the business 10 years, folks. That was a clunker,” Cowherd said. “There’s not much I can do about that. I tried. I asked every open-ended question I could. He had nothing to say. I love him. I love Jim Harbaugh. I was trying to go somewhere. I was going back to my interview tricks. Why, what, how? Nothing to say.

“He’s a very intense guy. He’s different. People in San Francisco said he’s difficult. The two or three guys I know in San Francisco that didn’t love Harbaugh, I guarantee they’ll text me, ‘That’s why he didn’t last in San Francisco. You can’t have a conversation. He’s very intense.'”

Cowherd is a frequently easy target for criticism, and if he was trying to make Harbaugh look bad with some leading questions, you might understand if the Michigan coach became terse and taciturn. But the host is obviously an experienced interviewer and asked some intriguing questions that could have yielded compelling answers and some insight had Harbaugh been willing to go along with the conversation.

Asking what sort of changes Harbaugh has made since taking over in Ann Arbor, how he views the competition in the Big Ten and what goes into putting together a game plan are hardly out of bounds queries. Frankly, that was a relatively soft line of questioning which lended itself to easy answers. It can’t possibly be the fluffiest interview Harbaugh has been through in recent months.

No, Harbaugh doesn’t have to “sell his program” on Cowherd’s show — though that’s presumably the idea every time he’s talking — and how likely is it that recruits are listening or might be influenced by his demeanor during an interview? (There is a little bit of comedy from Harbaugh apparently taking Cowherd literally when he tried to portray the scenario of a four-star athlete listening to the show.) Harbaugh can make his pitch or get high school kids to buy in during one-on-one conversations. It’s certainly not a good look for a coach that’s received almost entirely glowing coverage and become a national phenomenon since taking over at Michigan.

But maybe Harbaugh deserves credit for doing what didn’t seem possible. As MLive’s Josh Slagter cracked, the coach somehow made Cowherd look like a sympathetic figure. Perhaps Michigan fans should be excited about that. The man really can perform miracles.

[SportsGrid]

UPDATE: Harbaugh heard about that “clunker” remark by Cowherd and responded.

In my experience of participating in interviews, I've found it takes 2 to produce a clunker! I'll take 50% responsibility 4 this clunker.

— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) July 1, 2015

You know, if the coach had answered any of Cowherd’s questions like that, with a little personality, maybe we wouldn’t have had this situation to begin with.