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By on 03/03/2014

Local Networks

Ozzie Guillén tearfully addressed Highland Park shooting during White Sox pregame show

"I see this thing happening again, and again, and again and being a grandpa now, you seen like, where are we going to?"

Online Outlets

Playmaker Capital buys World Soccer Talk

“Soccer is on the rise in the U.S. and Canada, and Playmaker is focused on becoming the preeminent voice for the sport across the Americas, from the top of Canada to the bottom of Argentina.”

Food

SNY tried goading Gary Cohen into a Skyline Chili rant with ghastly slow-mo camerawork

“There’s very little benefit on saying any more. But I do believe that my comments last year might have boosted sales significantly.”

ESPN

Pablo Torre’s first TV appearance, with Bill O’Reilly, taught Torre the “performance of nodding”

"Bill O’Reilly almost entirely just lectured at me about his high school swimming career."

Viewing Picks

TV and Streaming Viewing Picks for July 5, 2022: how to watch Wimbledon Quarterfinals

The Wimbledon Ladies' Quarterfinals air on ESPN/ESPN2 this morning

Fox

Chris Broussard steps out of bounds with his Toronto Raptors take

Fox commentator Broussard made an ill-advised broad generalization about African Americans playing in Canada