This is just about the best giveaway I can ever remember seeing from a sports team.  On their Instagram page, the Pittsburgh Pirates were advertising a local Dunkin Donuts offering free Pirates tickets and… AND!!!… a “sexual Pirates donut.”

Yes, sexual Pirates donuts.

The post was taken down, but here’s a screenshot.

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I’m trying to figure this out. Is this a Siri fail?  Autocorrect fail?  Are the donuts laced with Viagra?  I do admit, those look like very tasty donuts, but what exactly makes a donut a sexual one?

On second thought… maybe don’t answer that question…

H/T @PMKirsch

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