Unfortunately I don’t know who this reporter is, but thank the good Lord above we did have at least one reporter in last night’s postgame press conference give credence to the thought that San Antonio’s broken air conditioning was all part of a VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY.

It makes all the sense in the world, doesn’t it?  Because of course if the air conditioning goes out then the only person negatively affected would be LeBron James.  Warm temperatures have been his kryptonite all along, we just missed it.  If the air conditioner “breaking” isn’t a full proof plan for San Antonio beating Miami then I just don’t know what is.

In fairness, that’s not the worst reporter ever.  At least he didn’t congratulate Erik Spoelstra for the win in Game 1.

[SB Nation]