Here’s what ESPN’s NFL personalities would look like if they were all Mike Ditka


The Bears destroyed the Cowboys on Monday Night Football on the night Mike Ditka's number was retired in Chicago.  To commemorate the occasion, ESPN imagined what it would look like if eight of their NFL personalities were all "Ditkaized" which was basically giving them sunglasses and a gray mustache.  It's… frightening.  Chris Mortensen actually looks the most Ditka-like, but the rest of them are like some kind of bad Comic Con troupe.  I think these guys wore the Ditka look much better…


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