Each Monday throughout the NFL season, we compile the best announcing quotes and observations from you, Straight Outta Stockton. Last night's Ravens-Patriots game provided us lots of great material, especially Al Michaels' velvet touch handling what may be the loudest BS call in the history of mankind. I had the joy of listening to Dan Dierdorf for much of the Saints-Chiefs game, which was entirely so depressing I turned away from the NFL for most of the rest of the day. There really needs to be an exhibit in the Pro Football Hall of Fame that consists solely of Dan Dierdorf talking his way through a replay. With the replacement refs still at work, it's a perfect marriage made by the river Styx.