"I am writing sentences about this game because our word processing system doesn't have poop emoji" pic.twitter.com/YOozhG1lJI
— Neil Irwin (@Neil_Irwin) December 18, 2014
The typewriter could never master something as intricate and complex as the poop emoji. That’s one way to describe what is statistically speaking the worst primetime game this century. And Washington would know what bad football looks like, what with being stuck watching the Redskins these last several years.