In what is possibly the ultimate example of “phrasing”, Purdue University has released a promo video for a phone sticker giveaway before the Iowa-Purdue basketball game on Saturday. The sticker features a giant P, which is (obviously) Purdue’s logo. In this video, Purdue’s players are encouraging fans to “P on your phone”, which…well, might send a different meaning.

Can we at least get a PSA explaining that you’re not actually supposed to urinate on your phone? That would *not* be a good time.

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