Yesterday during the New England/Dallas game, Phil Simms whipped out this classic line when describing Patriots rookie OL Shaq Mason:
I wonder if what he says ever occurs to him after that fact. But maybe he should stick to his phrasing, because if nothing else, he is keeping us highly entertained.
H/T Rodger Sherman

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