"To be quite honest with you, the Suffolk County police, who patrol Long Island, the L.I.E., they know my car and I’ve been known to go 80 [miles per hour] all the way home, which means I get home in around an hour and 10 minutes."
"It's the Mike Francesa Studio, they open the first show saying Mike and Chris, they built it. And then the second [Mike and Chris] have an opening, two and a half months in, they say there's going to be an opening at FAN? That's just wrong. Classless."
"And now you're going to tell me that your plan is to go to Geno Smith, that's the game plan that's going to beat the Raiders this week. You gotta be kidding me! You can't run this guy out of town fast enough!"