Chris Canty wants people to stop touching his baby: ‘I don’t know where your hands have been!’
"Stop touching my kid!"
"Stop touching my kid!"
"Face the firing squad that is the Philadelphia media and let them ask all of the tough questions"
"This is the team that Russell Wilson built. This is the championship that Russell Wilson built"
"They’re barely even people"
"Chris Canty used to be this nice big teddy bear...now he’s trolling me. I’m gonna get him"
"Maybe this is like the Sports Gods exacting their revenge on Stephen A. Smith for bullying all the Cowboys fans"
"This guy is like a cancer that has metastasized within the New York Jets organization."
"Where was the empathy for the two dozen victims to his sexual misconduct?"
"This is the universe slapping you in the face, Michelle, and you better listen."
"Are we sure this is good for baseball?"
"This feels like a Mad Libs of Rob Manfred's worst nightmare."