Awful Announcing
Last month, ESPN's Scott Clark said "Having an experienced voice like Kelly Stewart join us better positions us to expand our sports betting content going forward." They now won't have Stewart contributing to their betting content.
Mets' owner Steve Cohen tweeted the news of the postponement in response to an inquiring fan at 4:36 p.m. Eastern. The team didn't announce that on their own account until 5:30 p.m. Eastern.
Is it a "sh*t sandwich," a "s*** sandwich," or a "(poop) sandwich"?
"I work in crisis mgmt. There’s no good response other than: 'we really effed up.'"
The deal will include behind-the-scenes training content, live weigh-ins, a curated event page, and more.
"April Fools! Glad our Nats fans are alert and ready for a great season!"
"The mid-apology play-by-play, ESPN’s Pablo Torre says, 'was like listening to the band play on as the Titanic was sinking. Except the band was also somehow the iceberg.'"
They meant Ben Wallace and Chris Webber, of course.
"@jamison.hensley so I'm waiting on your ESPN sourced apology or I'm leaking these photos I got with you in the strip club."
The end of MLB's "in-game coordinator" program appears to mean big changes for many team social media accounts.
"This is news to me! Last time I checked, I was gonna go through shootaround and see how I feel. Underlying conditions and Covid don’t mix well."
"Hi Kurt, just passing this along from the Coyotes. Take care." is a next-level burn of someone who implied that a reporter was lying.
