Tony Kornheiser, Michael Wilbon committed to the bit on torpedo bat ban April Fool’s joke
"Do you want me to say it or do you want to say it, as to what we're doing here?"
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Colin Cowherd all for use of ‘torpedo bats’ in MLB: ‘This is like legal HGH’
"It's another win for baseball."
DraftKings offering ‘torpedo bats’ home run odds
The torpedo bats that are all the rage in Major League Baseball are now getting special recognition from DraftKings in home run props.
Dave Portnoy feuds with Jazz Chisholm Jr. over torpedo bat: ‘Makes someone who stinks better’
"If you get jammed and it's a home run, that doesn't mean you suddenly got better."
Dave Portnoy loses it over Yankees’ torpedo bats: ‘I should be in the major leagues with this thing’
"The Yankees have a long history of cheating and being scumbags, and this is just the latest."
Manny Machado on torpedo bats: ‘They should send a few over here’
"So, whoever's making them, you can send a few over here to Petco with this big ballpark."
Michael Kay explains how Yankees designed new bats (which are completely legal, btw)
"They had bats made up where they moved a lot of the wood into the label so the harder part of the bat will actually strike the ball."
