Awful Announcing
"BU has created a narrative. We don’t allow our kids to cheat and lie, but we’re allowing a university to cheat, lie, and abuse/suppress science. That’s harmful to people and it’s wrong."
"There are images of Cleveland Browns fans too, empty seats, bags on their head, and a bunch of guys from Lima, Ohio wearing masks and barking in the end zone, about nine Budweisers in."
"Harper hit .211 in 19 post-season games, striking out 23 times in 76 at-bats and compiling an .801 OPS. He was often on the DL, from which he tweet-praised a pitcher who was no-hitting Nats. His grotesque behavior on the field was worse than what goes on in the Capitol."
"Unless I missed it and someone died, there is no such thing as a 'tragic start' for LSU, or for any team." LSU forward Wayde Sims was fatally shot in September.
"If it was the 70s, everybody would be in jail. Everybody. Kids got beaten up, we got beaten up when we were kids like it was nothing. Nothing. No one even blinked an eye. ...I ain't getting in between nobody and their kids."
Barkley's claim that no woman could beat him at any sport topped the March 8-14 hot takes.
"When Snoop Dogg, at 47 a pornographer with a long arrest record, does such he’s indulged?"
Clark's flaming of Machado was the hottest take for Feb. 22-28.
Sporting News columnist DeCourcy's argument that Zion Williamson would be unknown without playing for Duke topped the hot takes this week.
Giannis Antetokounmpo was drafted in 2013, and Phil Jackson was hired in 2014. The only way to blame Jackson is if you think he has a time machine.
"Combine middle-school humor with plenty of bitterness and what do you get? Monday’s front page of the Times-Picayune."
"As I told the nation on @ryenarussillo before the draft “Bad eyes..if you draft him you will regret it and never get out of the lottery “.. most didn’t understand “bad eyes” so they ripped me BUT as ALWAYS when it comes to hoops and players I was 100% accurate."
"I still believe that when it's all said and done, and that disgruntled person who wasn't taken care of comes out and writes that book and lays it all out on the table, that Tom Brady will be looked at the same light as Lance Armstrong. He'll be Lance Armstrong without the bicycle."
The author of "23 ways NOT to be a CUCK in 2019" obviously has a lot of insight into genetics and the NBA.
"You’re celebrating, 3 days after losing to the Colts as the starting quarterback? The pain of a loss in the playoffs can’t go away that quickly. There’s something wrong with this picture."
