Bill Simmons likens LeBron James’ defense to his own during pickup games
"This is the worst comparison you've ever made."
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The Patriots’ latest loss was a rollercoaster for Bill Simmons
"This team is getting worse. Kraft will do nothing and bring everyone back."
Cousin Sal eviscerates ‘classic douche bag’ Aaron Rodgers: ‘Sit down, you phony’
"How's that for a conspiracy theory?"
Bill Simmons on Tom Brady in Fox booth: ‘They need to hit the reset button’
"We've had nine weeks, and I feel like he's gotten worse than he was four, five weeks ago."
Bill Simmons proclaims Dwyane Wade statue ‘worst statue of all time’
"It looked like somebody who had emerged from a fire and lived."
Bill Simmons rips ESPN’s MLB win probability graphics
"Who is that for? Morons?"
Bill Simmons: Netflix’s ‘WWE Raw’ deal may have saved ‘Mr. McMahon’ docuseries
"They're about to start this new Raw deal, ironically on Netflix, which I think probably helped us save the documentary."
Bill Simmons slams ESPN’s management of its NBA talent
"I'm not sure what the soul is going to be if this is what your strategy is."
Bill Simmons questions how critical Bill Belichick will be
"I don't know if he's gonna do it."
Peter Schrager: Peyton Manning rivalry fueling Tom Brady’s broadcasting ambitions
"'I'm calling the Super Bowl, dude.'"
Charles Barkley rips WNBA treatment of Caitlin Clark: ‘Couldn’t have f***ed this thing up any worse.’
"There’s been so much negativity. And a lot of it is just petty jealousness."
What in the world is going with Bill Simmons and Nick Wright?
"I can’t wait for Nick Wright’s feedback."
Nick Wright ends beef with Bill Simmons before it starts
"The bright side is it will probably be the entry point to me making my long-awaited debut on The Bill Simmons Podcast."
Bill Simmons accuses Nick Wright of ‘just throwing crazy takes out hoping to get aggregated’
"I don't want to do like the Nick Wright, I'm just throwing crazy takes out hoping to get aggregated ... Sorry, Nick."
Bill Simmons hearing whispers Jeff Bezos wants to buy Boston Celtics
"For Bezos, it's a little bit of a heat check."
Bill Simmons predicts alternate league to WNBA will form
"This is how the ABA started."
Bill Simmons is still pushing for Jayson Tatum over LeBron James on Team USA
"Are we sure we should be marginalizing Tatum like this?"
Bill Simmons releases another classic podcast description after Joe Biden drops out
The Sports Guy is leaning into the bit.
Bill Simmons makes absurd Paul George analogy
"No, we can't go down that road."
Rob Stone: Fox had ‘head in hand’ after USMNT elimination
"That's the disappointing thing, is it's an opportunity lost."
Bill Simmons says he’ll ‘take the loss’ on Donovan Mitchell staying in Cleveland
"My job on this podcast is to pass along the things that I hear and make some educated guesses."
Bill Simmons: The NFL is a more fun, better-run league than the NBA right now
"Football's more fun, it's a more smartly put-together sport at this point than basketball."
Bill Simmons: Can we stop pretending LeBron James doesn’t run the Lakers?
"By the way, he should run the Lakers."
Ryen Russillo: Tom Brady ‘might actually be awesome’ in broadcast booth
"He's sharing these stories in the media. I'm like, 'This guy might be awesome at this.'"
Bill Simmons thought the 2024 NBA Playoffs were ‘bad’
"There was always something to talk about, but it wasn't a good playoffs."
