Bill Simmons would like to introduce Luka Doncic to a salad
"I’d like to introduce him to a couple salads and maybe some sparkling water and some fruit."
"I’d like to introduce him to a couple salads and maybe some sparkling water and some fruit."
"The best and worst that can happen to a celebrity all at once."
"I Googled it today and I didn't see anything."
"I'm going to cheat a little and probably put LeBron as my 'center.'
"There's no way they're not doing it."
"This has been a part of sports forever."
After years of resistance and public disputes over its video podcast strategy, The Ringer is finally posting many of its podcasts to YouTube. Will it last?
"I don't know what the f*** the NFL's doing."
"I know for a fact he didn't want to do the interview because he knew what was happening and they made him do it."
"I am the same person who once upon a time, I did not want to watch women's college basketball. I did not like the product."
"He obviously doesn't like doing it. He gets to do basketball games. He has his own podcast."
"The aggregation culture in 2024, I don't know if it's ever been stupider."
"I've always had this theory with Larry Bird: his first nine years I think is the greatest start to a career in the history of the NBA."
"I'm surprised that wasn't a Curb plot -- somebody ruining the game for you."
Rivers was humble, passionate and celebratory about a league in the NBA that needs that desperately from its analysts.
"He starts the show, and then he'll be like, 'Cowboys, bro, I don't know man. I don't know. What's going on there, bro?'"
"Good luck to everyone involved."
"This is going to be one of the all-time sports television disasters."
"Can you make this make sense for me?"
"The number one ability is availability."
"They've only had to pull out five or six inches of it during the season, but I think it's Milton Berle sized."
"I just don't see it. How many great initial quarterbacks have we had?"
Simmons' "Million-Dollar Picks" are down $854,000 on the year.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, I feel like I'm going to get struck by lightning."
"I’ve never heard anyone hype up a … decent performance"