Awful Announcing
"We tried at every stage to negotiate an agreement of some kind, to limit what would happen. But we learned the ‘NCAA’ stood for ‘Never Compromise Anything at Anytime,’ and they wouldn’t even talk to us."
"If you’re Joey Chestnut, the perks are Supreme Court level. You do not want to lose that."
"I was talking to my friends and said, 'I need to make sure Black folks always have a place at Auburn. So, I’m gonna change my will and make it exclusive for Black students—all $5 million.'"
"In less than 24 hours, we celebrated equal rights for women, and now we react to women’s reproductive rights being taken away."
