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"If the players all retired tomorrow, we would replace them, the game would go on; in three years it would make no difference whatsoever. The players are NOT the game, any more than the beer vendors are."
Nichols' take on professional esports was the hottest of the week.
"Do Tennessee fans who are taking delight in Schiano getting passed over for Interim tag realize that their outrage over his hiring has forever tainted him? Congrats?"
"Garoppolo wanted to be different from Brady? Well, mission accomplished. You’re 'Porn Boy' now."
"In this sense, baseball is the purest sport. It relies less on subjective umpire calls, especially now with replay."
Investing in high profile personalities might be a thing of the past.
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"That would have been blasphemous," Skippy? Then maybe you shouldn't have done it.
Mushnick brought back some of the usual standards, but added a rant against three-pointers.
"I'm getting sick and tired of the Boston Celtics. I've seen enough. They're overrated. They got exposed in Game 3 and exposed in Game 4 for what they were."
That's certainly one way to combat Skip Bayless' anti-LeBron trolling.
"LeBron James, after 15 years in this league, plays little to no defense even in a playoff game, and I have to tell you: it really, deeply offends me to watch it."
"Just about every person Price’s age plays video games, but none of them make $217 million playing baseball and none of them miss a start in New York this week due to carpal tunnel syndrome."
Grown adults calling out high school kids about their college choice is pathetic.
Mushnick's surprisingly-strong opinion on the existence of an Andre the Giant documentary topped the hot takes from March 30-April 5.
