Skip Bayless vividly describes colonoscopy: ‘Niagara Falls comes right out of your butt’
"At first, some pretty solid poop flies out of you."
"At first, some pretty solid poop flies out of you."
"I would have told you guys, I would have said, ‘I crapped myself.’"
"My one-year-old pooped in the tub."
The stain seemed suspicious from the start.
"There is no shell. There’s nothing he won’t talk about, nothing he won’t share."
"And speaking of poop."
"Whenever you take a poop, you never leave it in the toilet."
"On the one hand I’m glad that he laughed so loud, it must have been funny. On the other hand I’m really terrified of a guy that if you laugh really loud, can’t control the bowels."