Jeff Passan fires shot at Pirates over Rowdy Tellez ordeal
"How do you continue to exist as a Major League Baseball owner who theoretically wants to win a championship and do so pinching pennies?"
"How do you continue to exist as a Major League Baseball owner who theoretically wants to win a championship and do so pinching pennies?"
"I was playing catch one day, and it basically accidentally came off my index finger …"
"Come on, you've watched enough baseball to know that. It's 11-0. Seriously."
"We were surprised by this complaint as we have been engaged in active discussions on this matter."
"Clear the deck! Cannonball coming!"
"You could make a strong case for Luis Gil in the Rookie of the Year race, if not for Paul Skenes."
When in doubt, try the jinx.
"This is the problem with Major League Baseball."
"The power of the Furries took care of the Metropolitans today."
"I mean, they are just out in the sun in those very hot costumes."
"Strike called oh my goodness..."
"Great job by Greg Brown to let the moment breathe."
"If not fireworks, then what?"
"It's an issue when your starter doesn't give you any length. It can be tough to stomach."
"He went to the steamboat! Atop the batter's eye! No mercy!"
"We’re happy that everyone’s watching and listening."
That's the power of a fart.
"What a terrible attempt at a joke."
"Shoot your shot."
"His mustache and Livvy Dunne."
"Just appreciate fun/interesting things as they happen, I think is the point."
Pittsburgh fans can now watch their local teams without a cable or satellite subscription.
"Not beating up on umps, but this needs fixed."
"I'm pleasantly surprised he didn't pull the ball and scramble for a strike!"