PFT Commenter Archives - Awful Announcing

Scott Van Pelt calls out whiny fans angry at the Derik Queen no-call

"I could show you a video of a Colorado State guy that did the exact same thing."

"I wish I knew that because — it would not have changed my vote — but I love Josh Allen, and I am avoiding him for a really long time."

Big Cat and PFT Commenter will represent their respective alma maters in the game.

"Uber stock?"

"Chicago Bears versus New England Patriots. Who are you rooting for?"

"It was the complete opposite of the NBA All-Star Game."

"We would never separately be able to reach 100% of what 'Pardon My Take' is"

"I don’t think that at all."

"There's so much to be grateful and it provided so much and it enabled so many things, but in other ways it holds you back or it's with you."

"They can say the f-word! They can say pretty much anything they want to. Man, do I ever envy their autonomy, their independence. Their freedom."

"If you had read my book, you would love the way I portrayed Troy in my book."

"Please tell me someone gifted that to you and you didn't commission that."

"Now it's every f***ing on-air guy going, 'what's going on with those guys? They're going to be doing something here? What's up?'"

Undeniably, his unpredictability and tendency to say ridiculous things is good for the headlines.

"Who's the guy who got busted with the gambling?"

"We'll see if you've got some balls hidden behind those glasses."

It's already been a busy 2024 for Barstool Sports.

“I'm very thankful that ESPN is welcoming me back on the airwaves."

In 2017, PFT Commenter worked at ESPN for one episode of Barstool Van Talk before that was cancelled. Now, he's a GameDay guest picker.

"I think it will probably be a good two years before it truly goes away. And I will be a meme for the rest of my life."

"Is this true?"

Dan Patrick left ESPN to take control of his career more than 15 years ago, but it appears...

"At this stage and point in my life, I’m happier without him. I’m not going back. That’s not what I want anymore."

"We might set a world record for 'most amount of deleted quote tweets from blue check journalists'