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Howard Stern as Fartman

Howard Stern wants sportscasters to normalize the penis

"They’re acting like it’s still the 1940s or 50s."

By Brandon Contes OnJun 11, 2025 0
Lazio Olimpia eagle mascot

Italian soccer club fires far-right falconer for posting penis enhancement photos on social media

"I had the surgery to increase my sexual performance."

By Sean Keeley OnJan 14, 2025 0
Al Dukes on WFAN

WFAN’s Al Dukes belongs in the annals of ‘penis’ normalizers

"There’s someone around here who claims to be the penis whisperer."

By Brandon Contes OnFeb 29, 2024 0
Pat Tomasulo Chris Wittyngham Penis

WGN anchor claims he’s the original ‘penis’ pioneer, not Chris Wittyngham

"I've been saying 'penis' since before you could shave."

By Ben Axelrod OnFeb 28, 2024 4
Boston Bruins announcer makes boner reference

‘Goalie boner’ helps Seattle Kraken beat the Boston Bruins

"Welp, that’s one each way on goalie boners on this trip."

By Brandon Contes OnFeb 27, 2024 2
Chris Wittyngham The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Penis

Chris Wittyngham ends quest to normalize broadcasters saying ‘penis’

"Yes, I've given up. I've laid down my sword."

By Ben Axelrod OnFeb 26, 2024 0
Chris Wittyngham Penis The Dan Le Batard Show Soccer

Soccer announcer who called for announcers to say ‘penis’ refused to do so when given the chance

"I'll say that no play-by-play needed for that then."

By Ben Axelrod OnFeb 26, 2024 0

Tony Romo nearly lived Greg Olsen’s broadcast nightmare during AFC Championship Game

Romo stopped just short of drawing a penis, but it was dicey there for a moment.

By Brandon Contes OnJan 29, 2024 0
Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons makes bizarre Milton Berle penis analogy to describe the Philadelphia Eagles

"They've only had to pull out five or six inches of it during the season, but I think it's Milton Berle sized."

By Ben Axelrod OnNov 27, 2023 5
WFAN's Evan Roberts with Howard Stern

Howard Stern: ‘No chance Evan Roberts ever saw my penis’

"I’m not saying he’s lying, but he might just be delusional when it comes to this."

By Brandon Contes OnOct 25, 2023 0
Evan Roberts and Tiki Barber on WFAN

Tiki Barber reveals Jeremy Shockey is well-endowed

"He's a large human being."

By Brandon Contes OnOct 19, 2023 4
Howard Stern

Howard Stern’s penis interrupts Jets-Bucs preseason game

"Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Howard Stern’s Penis. Baba Booey."

By Brandon Contes OnAug 19, 2023 8
Greg Olsen on Pardon My Take

Greg Olsen tries hard to avoid drawing penises on Fox telestrator: ‘I’m not gonna be the d**k guy.’

"There’s so many things in NFL football that look like penises."

By Brandon Contes OnJul 17, 2023 0
Dan Le Batard

Dan Le Batard distraught with producer for not saying ‘penis’ on CNN: ‘Normalize the penis’

“You would have titillated and excited our audience if you had dared to do it with the penis.”

By Brandon Contes OnNov 30, 2022 0

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