Italian soccer club fires far-right falconer for posting penis enhancement photos on social media
"I had the surgery to increase my sexual performance."
"I had the surgery to increase my sexual performance."
"There’s someone around here who claims to be the penis whisperer."
"I've been saying 'penis' since before you could shave."
"Welp, that’s one each way on goalie boners on this trip."
"Yes, I've given up. I've laid down my sword."
"I'll say that no play-by-play needed for that then."
Romo stopped just short of drawing a penis, but it was dicey there for a moment.
"They've only had to pull out five or six inches of it during the season, but I think it's Milton Berle sized."
"I’m not saying he’s lying, but he might just be delusional when it comes to this."
"He's a large human being."
"Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Howard Stern’s Penis. Baba Booey."
"There’s so many things in NFL football that look like penises."
“You would have titillated and excited our audience if you had dared to do it with the penis.”