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Mike Florio took offense to ‘Pardon My Take’ calling his reporting ‘fan fiction’

"I'm willing to throw the dart if it misses the board, if every once in a while it hits the bullseye."

“I'm very thankful that ESPN is welcoming me back on the airwaves."

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In 2017, PFT Commenter worked at ESPN for one episode of Barstool Van Talk before that was cancelled. Now, he's a GameDay guest picker.

"I didn’t want to screw up the report. So I was like, ‘I’m just gonna make this up.’"

"Is this a paid appearance for me? Charissa has enough money."

"I think it will probably be a good two years before it truly goes away. And I will be a meme for the rest of my life."

"I think people really flipped a little bit, and now people want to see Zach succeed."

"They've been trying to hurt my feelings. A couple of them have landed."

A dispute over Dan Patrick airing an interview with Alex Rodriguez led to Rodriguez almost punching him.

"He’s one of the smartest people I know, truly, he really, really is. He’s brilliant."

"It just proves, as if Brockmire didn't, how great of an actor I am."

"Nobody cares and the game moves on."

"There’s so many things in NFL football that look like penises."

“That’s awesome that you thought you were a legitimate member of the media asking for a quote on it, but you were just a guy with an idea."

"Just a little heads up, this deal with Washington and Lamar is starting to pick up."

"At this stage and point in my life, I’m happier without him. I’m not going back. That’s not what I want anymore."

"I’d love to talk about some of this stuff, but I know I can’t win no matter what I do."