If John Kruk and Tom McCarthy have a child together, he’ll be named Malachi
"I love that name."
"I love that name."
"That was some terrible, TERRIBLE officiating."
"Bro, I feel like a fat boy."
"You’re gonna be a hell of a dad, my friend."
"The official is clearly not aware that their mic is open."
"If you thought last week was rock bottom, keep thinking."
“Me and my damn big mouth.”
Kruk asks, the Phillies answer.
"Something’s going on over there at first base...I haven’t put my finger on it."
"I'm not a big fan. Be a little bit more professional about it. Salt in the wound."
"What a joke! What a circus this game's turned into!"
"As you get older, it’s the little things that get you excited. And pierogis are a big part of that."
"I was squirrel huntin’ up in Moorefield, West Virginia."
Every network seems to be approaching the pitch clock differently.
"I’d like to say something, but I’m afraid"
Pete Rose’s appearance in the booth was replaced with, "Due to time constraints we now move ahead in the following program."
"Remember, AOC wants to date him."
A lot went down at the Phillies game.
"Come on, man. That's a stupid question."
How the incredible ninth-inning comeback looked and sounded on Mets and Phillies broadcasts. It even featured a "HOLY SCHNIKES!"
It may be a challenge for Phillies fans to watch their team play on Saturday night.
"Just gotta tighten up the chest a little bit."
Oh, and Embiid scored a career-high 49 points too.