John Kruk calls Kevin Cash’s suspension ‘dumbest damn rule I’ve ever heard’
"I think that's the dumbest damn rule I've ever heard."
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John Kruk predicted Bryce Harper’s walk-off two innings before it happened
"He’s gonna win the game for the Phillies."
John Kruk wears an AirTag so he doesn’t get lost at MLB stadiums
"I have to get an AirTag, cause I get lost."
Phillies broadcast questions MLB over umpire’s brutal strike zone
"I’m sure if there’s a little bug in there, that Major League Baseball would be right on top of it to fix it."
John Kruk had the perfect reaction to ‘Last Week Tonight’ montage
"I don't know what goes on in the TV world besides watching Phillies games and wrestling."
HBO’s ‘Last Week Tonight with John Oliver’ features the stylings of John Kruk
"The delightfully bizarre musings of Phillies commentator John Kruk."
Dodgers, Phillies announcers see critical, controversial call differently
"He's there fielding the throw." "The interpretation of the rule is such that you cannot do this."
Phillies broadcast stunned by ‘bizarre’ security guard reaction to Shohei Ohtani hit
"That was one of the craziest things I think I’ve ever seen."
Charles Barkley on retirement: ‘I’m going to miss America’
"To pack up and move to another network after 25 years, I don’t think I have that in me."
John Kruk calls out Adam Wainwright for likening Brandon Marsh’s hair to ‘rat tails’
"I think it looks damn good."
John Kruk goes off on MLB umpires being duped by pitch framing
"He’s not stealing them. The umpire is dang missing them!"
Phillies announcers criticize umpire after Bryce Harper ejection
"It's just way too early, if you're the umpire, to do this."
Hot mic catches MLB umpire dropping f-bomb during Phillies-Rangers broadcast
"We're not gonna flip it and then f***ing look stupid if it didn't leave."
John Kruk ponders reality show ‘Dance Moms’ during game
"I hope some of those moms on that show weren't like that in real life. … They've got some issues, man."
76ers announcers jinx improbable Knicks comeback: ‘Job done, let’s head down to the Turnpike’
“Stay tuned, Post Game Live is gonna be fun."
Phillies, White Sox announcers perplexed by umpire’s ‘inexplicable’ call
"That thing had the whole plate, and it was down the middle."
If John Kruk and Tom McCarthy have a child together, he’ll be named Malachi
"I love that name."
76ers broadcaster obliterates refs’ ‘terrible officiating’ and ‘useless’ replay reviews
"That was some terrible, TERRIBLE officiating."
Phillies’ Jose Alvarado tells broadcast ‘I’m f***ing fat’
"Bro, I feel like a fat boy."
Question from John Kruk leads to tears from Phillies’ Bryson Stott
"You’re gonna be a hell of a dad, my friend."
Hot mic catches NHL referee saying ‘f*** me’ after goal
"The official is clearly not aware that their mic is open."
Eagles Postgame Live host Michael Barkann unloads epic rant on team after Week 18 loss
"If you thought last week was rock bottom, keep thinking."
John Kruk’s Gateway Arch bet backfires after Kyle Schwarber home run in St. Louis
“Me and my damn big mouth.”
John Kruk predicted another Phillies home run a week after his last prophesied dinger
Kruk asks, the Phillies answer.
