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Stephen A. Smith, Molly Qerim, Chris Russo and Marcus Spears on First Take

Stephen A. Smith thinks Molly Qerim looks like…Hillary Clinton?

"Don’t take this wrong, Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton. I’m just telling you."

By Brandon Contes OnNov 29, 2023 0
Stephen A. Smith and Molly Qerim on First Take

Stephen A. Smith touts Molly Qerim for Food Network show: ‘I know she can eat!’

"Molly hosting a show for the Food Network. Can’t miss. Can’t miss. Gobble, gobble, gobble."

By Brandon Contes OnNov 21, 2023 4
Stephen A. Smith, Molly Qerim and Chris Russo on First Take

Stephen A. Smith scolds Chris ‘Mad Dog’ Russo for retirement wager: ‘You went too far!’

"This show is going to be dedicated to the Diamondbacks shutting you up since you threatened to retire."

By Brandon Contes OnOct 25, 2023 0
Stephen A. Smith, Dan Orlovsky and Shannon Sharpe on First Take

Stephen A. Smith’s salacious voice for Taylor Swift makes Dan Orlovsky blush

"The voice is unnecessary."

By Brandon Contes OnOct 23, 2023 1
Stephen A. Smith, Molly Qerim and Dan Orlovsky on First Take

Stephen A. Smith’s awkward vibrator rant had Molly Qerim and Dan Orlovsky cringing

"You always like me mentioning vibrating on air with you with your phone. You really want me to do that?"

By Brandon Contes OnOct 20, 2023 2
Malike Andrews

Malika Andrews granted restraining order against alleged stalker who targeted ESPN talent

Ahmed Abubakar of New Jersey is accused of stalking multiple ESPN talents, including Malika Andrews, Molly Qerim and Stephen A. Smith.

By Ben Axelrod OnOct 3, 2023 0
Chris "Mad Dog" Russo talks cocktails, gummies, and sports betting on First Take.

Chris “Mad Dog” Russo reveals wild cocktail, gummy, and betting plans for Colorado-Oregon

"By 3:25, I’ll be sitting down with my shorts, with a t-shirt, cocktail, I’ll have the other half of the gummy."

By Andrew Bucholtz OnSep 20, 2023 1
Stephen A. Smith impersonating Chris "Mad Dog" Russo on First Take. (Awful Announcing on Twitter.)

First Take saw Stephen A. Smith impersonate Mad Dog, Mad Dog bring a Roger Goodell-signed almanac, and Molly Qerim drop a ‘Slim Shady’

"I don't even know what's happening here."

By Andrew Bucholtz OnSep 20, 2023 0
Deion Sanders hands out sunglasses on First Take.

Deion Sanders hands out sunglasses on ‘First Take’ after Jay Norvell’s criticism

Sanders told his team, who he also gave sunglasses to, that Norvell's comments "helped me with business."

By Andrew Bucholtz OnSep 15, 2023 3
First Take roasts Stephen A. Smith

First Take hilariously roasts Stephen A. Smith’s Madden rating: ‘He’s taking creatine right now.’

"It’s how Stephen A. sees himself. It’s very far from reality, but it’s how he sees himself."

By Brandon Contes OnJul 18, 2023 0
Stephen A. Smith and Molly Qerim on First Take

Molly Qerim’s mom wants her to stop interrupting Stephen A. Smith

"Mamas love Stephen A."

By Brandon Contes OnJun 1, 2023 0
Chris Russo's Notes via Molly Qerim

Molly Qerim reveals Chris Russo’s First Take notes, which create more questions than answers

"This is the most insane thing I've ever seen."

By Sean Keeley OnMay 25, 2023 0
Ryan Clark on First Take on May 17, 2023.

‘I almost died’: Ryan Clark brought up his Denver experience on First Take

"Molly, you do know I almost died there, right? So yeah, I would think it's a big difference."

By Andrew Bucholtz OnMay 17, 2023 0
JJ Watt on First Take

First Take stuns J.J. Watt by erroneously announcing he’s The Pat McAfee Show’s new co-host

"Did you send me a contract that I’m unaware of?"

By Brandon Contes OnMay 5, 2023 4
Chris Russo says he took a gummy before a Springsteen concert

Chris Russo sets ESPN ablaze by revealing he was high during Springsteen concert: ‘This is a Disney operation!’

"I needed a gummy, a couple of cocktails and ‘Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out.’ What could go wrong with that?"

By Brandon Contes OnMar 22, 2023 2
Stephen A. Smith admits First Take doesn't care about hockey

Stephen A. Smith claims dismissive NHL comments were just a joke: ‘Let’s do that hockey!’

"Will ya calm down? I was having a good time, having fun. Gary Bettman is my friend. OK? Relax, y’all."

By Brandon Contes OnMar 3, 2023 4
Stephen A. Smith admits First Take doesn't care about hockey

Stephen A. Smith admits ESPN’s First Take doesn’t care about hockey

"Only thing I know about hockey is the puck is black."

By Brandon Contes OnMar 2, 2023 19
Chris Russo sends First Take off the rails

Chris Russo throws First Take off the rails with ‘draft booty’: ‘I used the wrong word!’

"I used the wrong word. I don’t know, it came to me. Stupid"

By Brandon Contes OnJan 25, 2023 0

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