Awful Announcing
"Did you ever realize the games are on a delay? Depending on whether the game is on a real line or a satellite line. The game can be on a three-to-five second delay, also. You didn't bring that part up. Okay?"
"While the Internet debates whether or not this is true, we wanted to make sure that when you need to go, you can go with dignity."
"I am leaving afternoon drive this December. Details to come."
The New York Daily News ran a story wondering if Francesa farted on-air Monday morning, so logically, Francesa spent a lot of his afternoon show denying that.
Francesa responded by talking about something completely different, thus confirming he was not at all listening to the caller.
ESPN New York's The Michael Kay Show handily beat WFAN's Mike's On with Mike Francesa for the first month of the autumn ratings book, even with WFAN streaming counted.
That was probably not the headline you expected to read today!
Pat Shurmur won't be going on the air with Mike Francesa anymore, which is probably the best thing for everyone.
Francesa referred to the caller's idea of Antonio Brown to the Patriots "ridiculous" before hanging up.
What are you going to do with your extra $8.99 per month?
The math was followed up by a great phone call from Eddie in Hoboken.
For the second straight quarter, ESPN PR sent out a release claiming Michael Kay "beat" Mike Francesa, citing numbers that include Kay's streaming feed and don't count Francesa's.
Does he throw his glasses? You're damn right he does.
Bayless has been hating on Leonard since Leonard left the Spurs, but he took that to a new level Thursday night and Friday morning after Leonard was named Finals MVP.
"You destroy him daily and defend him. Good gig."
