Michael Strahan wants to be the next James Bond
"I'm here."
"I'm here."
"In no way should this be acceptable."
"When tragedy strikes, we don't break. We come together, we rise above, and we never let evil win."
The legendary ring announcer defended the Fox NFL analysts, calling out a new generation of critics in the process.
"An epic journey celebrating the vibrant Louisiana culture while also honoring John Madden’s legacy."
"What he did — everybody knows as a defensive player — you don't do that."
"Somebody saying that I'm being unpatriotic couldn't be any further from the truth."
"Don't come to my house."
"Before forming an angry mob, but also maybe find out alllll he’s done for our veterans over the years."
Strahan did not hold his hand over his heart during the playing of the Star-Spangled Banner.
Credit to Fox, the hologram segment with Brady went off without any technical hitches.
"Do you put Watson down now?"
"I still have all five of my fingers."
"There were a lot of people that said the same thing about me coming back. That it was crazy."
We now know Tom Brady's first game as a NFL on Fox analyst.
Michael Strahan's performance while filling in for Terry Bradshaw during the NFC trophy presentation was marked by miscues and factual errors.
"I just hope anyone who sees this knows that there is a light at the end of the tunnel and that things will get better."
"Still a gut punch. It would have been amazing."
"I don't get jealous. If he made it, then someone else can make it."
"Michael Strahan will not be with us this week as he is dealing with some personal family matters."
"I want to throw my name into the hat." - Stephen A. Smith
"There were things done here, by somebody at this network, that were inhumane."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a little dark for this audience."