Awful Announcing
"I don't like change. I tell my kids the dinosaurs didn't become extinct by accident, they saw the future and said, 'Screw this, let's go to the tar pit.'"
DeLaune was one of San Antonio's most prominent news and sports figures over the past decades.
"We just got in footage of Ben Simmons leaving hastily out of Philadelphia, let's check that out."
The post-mooning zoom fit with the broadcast, and it also might make it easier to identify the offender.
This was quite the way to end the local news.
Some sports reporters have been folded into the news staff, while others have gotten creative in their segments
Alex Borzarjian was covering the annual Savannah Bridge Run for Savannah NBC affiliate WSAV Saturday when Tommy Callaway ran by and smacked her on the butt. That's now led to Callaway being banned from further races.
"John! John! I need you off the phone, I need you to check radar, and I need you to look at this tornado warning up on ABC here and see if I need to be on it."
"Yeet! Stay woke, be on fleek, and get that Gucci breakfast." "GOOOOALLLLS! Say 'Bye, Felicia' to that testing stress! Weather's going to be turnt, right, Chris?"
"They are attempting a pit maneuver! Whoa, here we go! The vehicle flipped over, oh my goodness! Vehicle flipped over, westbound Lampson Avenue, CHP said 'Game over!'"
"There's Aaron Rodgers, looking better than normal, I must say."
"Now, does that mean that everyone here becomes an inflatable today?" "Do they want to be inflatables?"
