Bob Costas narrates John Oliver’s rebrand of Erie SeaWolves to Moon Mammoths
"This purple beast is about two things. Eating whatever it is mammoths ate and playing baseball. And he's all out of whatever it is mammoths ate."
"This purple beast is about two things. Eating whatever it is mammoths ate and playing baseball. And he's all out of whatever it is mammoths ate."
"It will be personalized and be bespoke."
Much like SNL a year ago, Last Week Tonight took aim at sports betting.
"We're just like a baseball player on the most hated team in America, who absolutely sh*t the bed in the most high-stakes situation imaginable."
"I don't know what goes on in the TV world besides watching Phillies games and wrestling."
"The delightfully bizarre musings of Phillies commentator John Kruk."
"All of this is a pretty good reminder that hosting the Olympics is never a good idea for a city."
Oliver suggested that a notable critic of the NBA protests "get f**cked," as well.
"To do it irresponsibly turns out to be pretty easy."
"That feels too stupid to actually be real..."
"Loud, wrong, and tends to take pointlessly dramatic pauses"