John Kruk remains America’s finest philosopher
"How did that person know what time it was?"
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John Kruk learned a lot about what it takes to rip a human being’s ear off
"If you can open up a pickle jar, you can rip their ear off."
Phillies announcers thank Twins for Jhoan Duran trade after closer’s awesome entrance
"Thank you to the Twins for passing this on to the Phillies."
John Kruk fed up with unruly fan
"Technology sucks"
John Kruk throws shade at Angel Reese during Phillies-White Sox broadcast
"We'll be getting some tweets about that, I'm sure."
Listen: Phillies, Red Sox announcers react to ‘bizarre’ walk-off catcher’s interference
"BASEBALL IS AMAZING."
John Kruk unknowingly highlights MLB’s biggest flaw
"I could get fired today."
John Kruk is a big ANALogy guy
"You know what the first four letters of analogy are"
John Kruk, Tom McCarthy discuss words like ‘thrillionaire’ and ‘rizz’
"I wonder who came up with, like, words."
John Kruk shares jokes, stories about Padres announcer Mark Grant
"There's a reason for that. He's ugly."
John Kruk is ‘boycotting’ the Philadelphia 76ers
"I'm boycotting them."
John Kruk recalls threatening to kill umpire
"The game before I retired, I think I threatened to kill him"
John Kruk tells Phillie Phanatic to ‘get your a** out of my face’
This is hardly the first time Kruk has garnered laughs from broadcasting partner Tom McCarthy.
Self-proclaimed ‘sociopath’ John Kruk needs a dictionary
"I don’t know what empathy means, but I’m sure sociopath would come into the conversation speaking about myself."
John Kruk shared news of SEC breaking away from the NCAA during Phillies broadcast
"Did I just read something that the SEC is breaking away from the NCAA and becoming their own entity?"
John Kruk calls out ‘old people’ who still mock mental health
"For old people that think you’re weak-minded, that’s a real thing. Mental health is a real thing"
John Kruk says “I hopes he chokes” in response to a text from Tom McCarthy’s Mets-broadcasting son
"Since he's a Mets' fan, I hope he chokes a little bit. But since he's your son, I hope it's not fatal."
John Kruk cracked Tom McCarthy up while briefly taking over play-by-play duties
Never change, John Kruk.
John Kruk recalls getting handcuffed in prank by Tony Gwynn
"All I heard was Tony laughing. I'm like, 'That bastard.'"
John Kruk is sick of bellyaching from Phillies postgame show
"It's gonna be tough when the season's winding down like it is."
John Kruk complains during Phillies game about being locked out of his email
"When I try to reset the password, I go to the new one and it doesn't do anything."
John Kruk appalled by ketchup placement on hot dog
"Not good placement."
John Kruk inks 4-year extension with NBC Sports Philadelphia
Kruk agreed to stay on with NBC Sports Philadelphia for the foreseeable future.
John Kruk extols the virtues of drinking in Montreal
"It's a great place to drink, Tom. Montreal."
John Kruk suggests Cole Hamels for ‘sexiest broadcast team in all of sports’
"Oh, I forgot to add him in to the sexiest broadcast team in all of sports."
