MLS announcer makes hilarious Scottie Scheffler joke in call
"Slapping cuffs on that thing like it's Scottie Scheffler trying to make a tee time."
"Slapping cuffs on that thing like it's Scottie Scheffler trying to make a tee time."
Who knew that the incredible mystery surrounding Kate Middleton could be worked so expertly into soccer play-by-play?
"Melting faces like a dumpster fire full of Jonas Brothers masks."
"Stephen Strasburg, ask for his credit card info in a spam email message. Let’s go phishin, with a PH!"
“I think if I was a Major League Baseball announcer, whatever team hired me would quickly have the most-talked-about broadcast in America."
Get ready to work that phrase into your daily life for the next few days.