Mets commentator Keith Hernandez out for regular season after wild injury
"Sometimes the injured list claims victims that you just don't expect."
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Keith Hernandez could have used a mulligan during Mets pregame on SNY
"Could I have the word?"
Mets analyst Keith Hernandez caught daydreaming in the broadcast booth while Gary Cohen was speaking
"Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention."
Keith Hernandez caught on hot mic vibing to Shania Twain
"Oh, I thought we were off the air"
Mets’ Gary Cohen makes important announcement: “If you’re not gonna go fast, stay out of the left lane”
"The left lane is designed for those who like to work at a more rapid pace within the legal parameters of what’s acceptable"
SNY Mets broadcast discussed magnetic bobbleheads, personalities, and Keith Hernandez’s ex-wives
"Just like your personality, magnetic." "Tell that to my two ex-wives!"
SNY tried goading Gary Cohen into a Skyline Chili rant with ghastly slow-mo camerawork
“There’s very little benefit on saying any more. But I do believe that my comments last year might have boosted sales significantly.”
Mets booth loses it over Keith Hernandez’s fascination with Francisco Lindor’s “knob”
"I’m going to go ask him about his knob...how does it make him feel?"
MLB.TV keeps doing announcers dirty with hot mics and bad camera shots
"You can be that way, I don’t give a shit. Go ahead. Now I know where I’m at with you."
Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez lost it while debating the meaning of “stroking out”
"What are you saying, I'm a dirty old man?"
Craig Carton chides all play-by-play announcers for losing touch with real sports fans
"When you become a play-by-play broadcaster…You’ve lost touch with the average fan"
Gary Cohen subtly mocked MLB’s aging media members during Mets broadcast
"It’s good to have somebody under 50 talking about baseball"
Mets’ Gary Cohen trolled Mike Francesa with one of his most infamous prank calls
Cohen asked Hernandez if he thought the New York Giants and San Francisco Giants ever spend time together.
