ESPN FC Archives - Awful Announcing

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Famed Juventus and Italy star Alessandro Del Piero joins ESPN FC

“A world-class player who led both his club and country to championships, Alessandro Del Piero will bring a high level of experience and analysis to ESPN FC’s global football coverage.”

Soccer

Will Ferrell sets up LAFC-Seattle Sounders MLS clash as Ron Burgundy: “They will release a pack of wild coyotes onto the field.”

"Of course, you know, midway through the second half, they will release a pack of wild coyotes on the field. At which point, it is anyone's guess what can happen."

ESPN

Herculez Gomez joins ESPN, announces retirement from professional soccer

ESPN has a new soccer analyst, and he’ll be a familiar face to fans of U.S. soccer. That...